High school 1957 vs. 2014

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High school 1957 vs. 2014

campgottagopee
Just got this email from a buddy. IMO this rings true and is scary friggin stuff



HIGH SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2014

Scenario 1:

Jack goes duck hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.

1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2014 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.


Scenario 2:

Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2014 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.


Scenario 3:

Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.

1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2014 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability.


Scenario 4:

Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.

2014 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse, Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.


Scenario 5:

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.

2014 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.


Scenario 6:

Pedro fails high school English.

1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.

2014 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.


Scenario 7:

Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.

1957 - Ants die.

2014 - ATF, Homeland Security, and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents - and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.


Scenario 8:

Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1957 – In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2014 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
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BigK75
That was hilarious.  You know the funny part is that some of this has a lining of truth.  Especially the first one.  

To be honest I don't even like telling people at work that I hunt because they look at me like I am a crazy person.  

When they ask me were I go every November for one week I usually mutter something about going in the woods with a bunch of guys.  That usually stops further questioning.  

Claude
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Re: High school 1957 vs. 2014

campgottagopee
I liked that too.

I'm the opposite. I tell everyone who ask's I hunt and normally it brings up a good conversation. Today is the first day in 10 I haven't been in my tree stand and I'm having withdrawals already ---- back to camp tonight tho  for an early AM sit-a-bout
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Re: High school 1957 vs. 2014

Telemark Dave
Political correctness has become the norm.  Things were much simpler, and you could pretty well say what you wanted...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fRfs8LD-GS8
"there is great chaos under heaven, and the situation is excellent" Disclaimer: Telemark Dave is a Hinterlandian. He is not from New York State, and in fact, doesn't even ski there very often. He is also obsessive-compulsive about Voile Charger BC's.
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Re: High school 1957 vs. 2014

Snowballs
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Right shall become wrong and wrong shall become right.
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Re: High school 1957 vs. 2014

PeeTex
1957: Suzy goes to UVA and gets gang raped at the frat party, boys will be boys.
2014: It's all over the press, the Fraternity is shut down and the assailants are prosecuted.

Some things are better today.  
Don't ski the trees, ski the spaces between the trees.
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Re: High school 1957 vs. 2014

campgottagopee
We certainly are all entitled to our own opinions
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Re: High school 1957 vs. 2014

Gorefarmhouse
Well . . . . in fairness to the above post I guess we are entitled to our opinions on made up shit that never happened then and wouldn't happen now, like all of those situations posted above.  
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Re: High school 1957 vs. 2014

BigK75
I thought it was made mostly tongue in cheek with some half truths.  It was mainly funny.

I wasn't even born till 1975.  

Claude
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Re: High school 1957 vs. 2014

ScottyJack
Vote for Pedro.

I ride with Crazy Horse!