This Picture Speaks To Me

But the message is kinda mumbled, I’m not sure what it is saying. Any ideas?

short, fat and handsome??

Avis made out on those huge patches on the tree trunk like legs. I also love the Parablock to prevent your ski tips from crossing. I have seen this picture before. They used to have heavyweight races at Stratton many moons ago. I think I was too "light" at 220.