This is up there with Reefer Madness. Somebody was smoking something.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cQgAMkMmsfg
"there is great chaos under heaven, and the situation is excellent"
Disclaimer: Telemark Dave is a Hinterlandian.
He is not from New York State, and in fact, doesn't even ski there very often. He is also obsessive-compulsive about Voile Charger BC's.