Maybe Skiing is my Religion

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re·li·gion
rəˈlijən/
noun
the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power
"ideas about the relationship between science and religion"
synonyms: faith, belief, worship, creed; More
a particular system of faith and worship.
plural noun: religions
"the world's great religions"
a pursuit or interest to which someone ascribes supreme importance.
"skiing is the new religion"

I mean sure we've got all these sects but it could be the thing that binds.

I attend the Church of the Environmental Saints  ----- I'm right there with ya, Harv

Let's just hope that Skiism doesn't suffer a schism.

Sick Bird Rider wrote

Let's just hope that Skiism doesn't suffer a schism.

Well, it's two-planker so.

Tis better to be skiing and thinking of God, than in church thinking of skiing!