Vat's dis ? Zey have a coupon book of Face passholder perkz? Ja! Unt zey getz zem every year! Zee Rumor is (steepest in zee east) zat zey must pour perks on zee lil schnitzels zo zey feel superior in zeir own minds vhich, is very important to schnitzels!
Still, you vould think zey vouldn't be such bratvursts on zee veb.