Best Movie Quotes

I love this quote by Al Pacino in Scent of a Woman. He was defending his nephew Charlie from a bogus kangaroo court in stuck-up prep school:

"I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired and I'm too fuckin' blind. If I were half the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAME-THROWER to this place!"

Unfortunately NBC removed the clip from YouTube.

Got any favorites?

"My Cousin Vinny"

"Ooooh, the way you handled that judge, you are so smooth!"

ma... the meatloaf!

Convicted? No ... never convicted!

Caddyshack

Carl Spackler: This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

Every line from the Godfather

Napolean Dynamite-

Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
Uncle Rico: I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property!
Uncle Rico: It's a free country. I can do whatever I want.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you.
Uncle Rico: Well then do it! Go on!
Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I will, GOSH!

Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: What?
Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.

 
Deb: What are you drawing?
Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
Deb: What's a liger?
Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

Randy: Napoleon, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, go find your own.
Randy: Come on, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.
Randy: [kicks the tots]
Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Gross! Freakin' idiot!

 

 It's Over ??? Whatta ya mean it's over !!! It Ain't over till WE say it is , Did we give up when the German's Bombed Pearl Harbor ???   - Let's Go , Go Go _Bluto  to his delta  bros  in Animal Housewhen Dean Wormer pulled the plug on the Delta's  :>)

Fat , Dumb and Stooopid is No way to go thru Life Son !!-------------Dean Wormer  to Flounder  in Animal House

Josie Wales - Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy.

Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and F*ck the prom queen. — The Rock