Crazy News Stories

Here's another crazy one... lot's of cougars in the area.  I'm not sure what I would do in this scenario... My wife would go off the deep end if I shot an animal in our house, but then again if it had one of our cat's heads between its jaws,  she probably would grab the shotty and take care of business herself.  

This one is really weird. It's likely a fake but still entertaining.

http://newzmagazine.com/index.php/2016/12/20/wyoming-man-found-30-eyeballs-anal-cavity/

That is crazy. Even if I was into eating eyeballs, I don't think I would want them after bringing 'em home that way

Haha! I was thinking the same thing. Either way this behavior isn't normal, maybe a red flag for possible serial killer?

Oh my....

http://www.kgun9.com/news/lake-havasu-woman-stabs-boyfriend-after-he-refuses-to-have-a-threesome

OH MY....

http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/crime/police-edmonds-woman-declares-i-am-a-serial-killer-stabs-date-in-the-chest/

Death metal loving sharks......

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/death-metal-music-attracts-sharks-documentary-crew-finds-out-10381295.html

It looks like this storm is going to discharge quite the load as it penetrates straight through Minnesota.

http://www.citypages.com/news/dong-shaped-snowstorm-will-give-minnesota-the-shaft-photo/414627553

Dildos and sex demons.

Who knew?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mack-major-masturbation-satan_us_570c47cae4b01422324a02ee

WTF is up with Florida?!?

https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/20e8e5fb-01c6-368b-a764-35b63fe1b9f9/ss_fake-florida-doctor-who.html

Yeah that is legitimately nuts. I try not to be judgmental but I don't really understand cosmetic surgery in general. How people submit themselves to such sketchy conditions in order to have a giant ass is completely beyond my comprehension

It's got to be some sort of mental health disorder.

More interesting though imo is the phenomenon of over the top behavior within the state of Florida. There's got to be something to that.

Floridians sure know how to meth up their lives. https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/florida-barber-killed-refusing-2-haircut-230733044.html

I'm seriously starting to think that there needs to be some studies done on why the people in Florida are so dang weird.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/edf46645-0cc7-374f-b594-64e87521ad1f/florida-%26apos%3Bjoker%26apos%3B.html

To mix things up a little bit, that goof should be on The Bachelorette.  

To want to mess up a face like that is one thing, but to actually do it to someone else?  That "artist" is probably just as f'ed up as the clown in the picture.

Death by giant penis. And yes, this one is also from the citrus state as well.

https://www.google.com/amp/metro.co.uk/2017/05/24/man-who-said-his-girlfriend-choked-on-his-penis-is-cleared-of-murder-6658223/amp/

Porn Rage... it's the next trend in spousal abuse.  \



 

The last line is a shocker.

Comfort dog mauls.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/dog-mauls-passenger-on-delta-flight/ar-BBC4LEY?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartandhp

Holy crap. The story says local law enforcement "cleared the dog" and the owner took it in a later flight. That is crazy.