Crazy News Stories

This is a good one from right here in flagstaff. this guy had to whacked out on something.

http://azdailysun.com/news/police-chase-naked-man-on-interstate/article_49d1f2dd-e4c3-585d-9f31-f90975f3d9a8.html?utm_content=buffer83ac3&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=LEEDCC

Bath Salts ^^^

This sounds like one hell of a headache to me.

Twins Anna and Lucy DeCinque share a boyfriend, aim to get pregnant by him at the same time

Yeah, no thanks. I wonder if he bangs em at the same time? That's kind of incesty and weird.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/news/family-finds-brand-new-plastic-wrapped-suv-buried-in-their-backyard/ar-AAp5dFo?li=BBnb7Kz

Proof of fake news. This is seriously one of the dumbest articles that I've ever read. To think that some people out there actually believe shit like this is scary.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2017/08/07/marijuana-devastated-colorado-dont-legalize-nationally-jeff-hunt-column/536010001/

Bride and groom arrested in bar brawl....and it's NOT Florida!

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/bride-groom-bar-brawl-arrest-edmonton-1.4255750

Quoth a bystander:
"And then all of a sudden we see the smoke pit doors just, like, blow open. Like, you know, in the old Western movies, when a big fight happens and the doors just explode open and everybody piles out? Then security's got this one guy in a headlock and they tumble down the stairs.

"The bride is just like following behind, just swinging."

What!?

https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/11/07/man-shot-himself-in-penis-while-robbing-hot-dog-stand-police-say/23269428/

The old Hurt-wiener-while-doing-something-weiner-related gag. Love it!

Haha! Yup, that’ll learn ya!

HAHAHA!

Navy skywriting of penis gets protest from Rep. Kilmer

Weird story, plus some of the adjectives in this article...."stiff reprimand" "rigid in tone" "make that job much harder."

Ha! The old exploding urine sample gag! Classic!



https://patch.com/colorado/denver/urine-sample-explodes-7-eleven-microwave-aurora-police?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=blasts&utm_content=national

McDonalds parking lot- in Albany- gun- missing French fries- hilarity ensues

https://nypost.com/2018/05/21/woman-threatens-mcdonalds-workers-with-gun-over-wait-for-fries/

Maybe not a news story but I thought camp would like this

PeeTex wrote

I thought camp would like this

Is it a coyote?

Yes

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time lilac boy.

Good puppy

http://cnycentral.com/news/local/judge-rules-30-year-old-camillus-man-must-move-out-of-parents-home