Answering the big questions

JTG4eva! wrote

Show us the drawing again!!

Oh, and this...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.delish.com/food-news/amp23876946/smithfield-employee-urinates-production-line/

raisingarizona wrote

In all seriousness though, the world has much bigger problems than some trash and feces left behind by the worlds privileged elite that have enough time and $ for such high risk recreational pursuits.

JTG4eva! wrote

Show us the drawing again!!

Oh, and this...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.delish.com/food-news/amp23876946/smithfield-employee-urinates-production-line/

Brownski wrote

campgottagopee wrote

Poop stories!!

Since you asked for it...
This was around 1999 some time. I was a manager in a BIG liquor store in northern Manhattan. Behind the retail area of the store was a utility room that led to an office and had a stairwell down to the basement with a conveyor belt to move boxes of wine or booze up and down. There were some shelves and a cardboard compactor there and, on this day, there was a box sitting on the floor with some broken bottles in it. It was a big store so there were always a few salespeople from the wholesalers hanging around. They would often have a rep from a winery or somebody from their mgt with them so it wasn't unusual to see somebody I hadn't met wandering around the place.

So I was bringing some empty boxes back to the compactor and out of the corner of my eye, I saw this guy near the top of the stairs.

Something struck me odd. He wasn't quite in the right spot to be walking up from the basement. He was just a little bit disheveled and wearing a members-only jacket, which was kind of odd by '99. He immediately headed back towards the sales floor so I challenged him and went over to see if he was trying to steal something.


Then I looked down in the box of broken bottles and saw a giant pile of shit, so fresh you could see heat waves coming off it.

I ran after the guy and said "did you just take a shit in that box?!!!!"
He was like "yeah I guess so".
I was completely gobsmacked (didn't know wether to shit or go blind you might stay) but it got worse cause the guy just went and started shopping. I completely lost my shit- "where the fuck are you going now?!!!" He was like "I'm looking for the Chivas". There was no way he was buying any Chivas at that point. I completely lost my cool and chased him out, cursing him out all the way. In hind sight, maybe I could have handled it better but at the time I was so enraged my head almost exploded.