Harvey wrote
Wait Benny I no can tell do jou like the heated sis pack or no?
Oh, dude.
Today dawned sunny and fairly warm, with temps rising. I didn't want to waste a day on my MaxPass at Killington, so I did Okemo. How bad could it be? Well, that six pack (with what is probably the most insulting feature to any human on the high half of the bell curve, these little swing gates at the final entry point before you get on the chair. The only thing missing was those moving tread mills to get your ass to the chair) was such a shock, I almost left immediately. What a miserable idea. And the gapers I rode with, who, of course, were the type, almost every time, to lower the bar within seconds of sitting down (what, are you going to fall out immediately?) all wanted that stupid orange shield down. Wtf? Why are you here? It's not zero outside? Don't you want some fresh air? But, they were so happy. It was so, just, right for them. Like their Lexus SUV they drove up in.
I have never seen so much obsessive grooming. Never. But, the place is popular. What do I know.
funny like a clown