Best Rapture Photos and Stories

Anybody know anybody who got raptured this weekend? I don't.

Still, some of the pics were entertaining.  This guy did a decent job raising his family, but he harbors a dark secret:



Not sure what this guy did to deserve special treatment. His contributions must have been below the surface...



From what I've seen it seems like a lot of the good people were in the john at the big moment.

As for me ... only the tip of my finger got raptured.  The rest of my body spent the day in hell, otherwise known as the emergency room.

Must have been a circular saw, wouldn't have been a snowblower this time of year.

green light wrote

Must have been a circular saw, wouldn't have been a snowblower this time of year.

Yea it was definitely a warm weather tool.  Or I was one.

More rapture.  This looks like fun to me ...



...so I guess this wasn't the first time...



...one enterprising radio station tried to cash in on the ratings....



... others got even more serious about rapture capitalism...



And this was billed as an equal opportunity event. The prairie dog rapture...

I wasn't really paying much attention to these crackpots, but I came across a couple funny vids from those Taiwanese CGI folks:

Well I've had a good run

yikes
I'm in real trouble..

JasonWx wrote

yikes
I'm in real trouble..

According to that poster, nobody is going....

campgottagopee wrote

Well I've had a good run

Harvey wrote

So much "christian" credibility when you see a political message that "New York & California will be Destroyed", because, as we ALLLLLL know, there are no good Christians in NY and California.

I wonder when the clown who produced this nonsense will repent for his sins.

From the site:

"THE CURRENT PROPHETIC "INTEL" SEEMS TO INDICATE THAT:

     Something bad may happen to Trump
    Obama may return to the scene in power
    Hillary will get moved into a position of power
    Martial Law end up being established amid chaos (after all)
    Obama takes (commandeers?) control of America

WATCH AND PRAY AND BE READY

Note: If this (or some similar dynamic) happens, the Obama prophecies will end up coming true after all"

Another false prophet hiding behind Jesus.

x10003q wrote

 

From the site:
 

You went to the site?!???  DUDE!

campgottagopee wrote

x10003q wrote

 

From the site:
 

You went to the site?!???  DUDE!

Seriously- time to update your anti-virus...