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Telemark Dave
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Chihuahua Snow Sacrifice!

Telemark Dave
...We need change and we need it fast, before snow's just part of the past.... (Apologies to the Ramones..)

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"there is great chaos under heaven, and the situation is excellent" Disclaimer: Telemark Dave is a Hinterlandian. He is not from New York State, and in fact, doesn't even ski there very often. He is also obsessive-compulsive about Voile Charger BC's.
Snowballs
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Snowballs
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Yea, How's about you hinterlandians tossin a Yeti on the barbi for a sacrifice ? We're all out here. All we got left is a crappy PA that nobody wants.
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PeeTex
I am sure we all have an few old pairs of skis laying around, we should get together and have a bon fire and burn them as a sacrifice to Ullr. However, he might get offended if they were not new skis - virgins.
Don't ski the trees, ski the spaces between the trees.
Telemark Dave
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Telemark Dave
PeeTex wrote
I am sure we all have an few old pairs of skis laying around, we should get together and have a bon fire and burn them as a sacrifice to Ullr. However, he might get offended if they were not new skis - virgins.
We actually did that a few years ago - SBR had a New Year's Eve party, we had a big bonfire (not a speck of snow on the ground..so very desperate..) and sacrificed some old skis... It was pretty toxic - the fumes from the different core materials and bases (PeeTex!!!!) kind of took the fun away...
Of course it snowed, but how soon after I don't recall..
"there is great chaos under heaven, and the situation is excellent" Disclaimer: Telemark Dave is a Hinterlandian. He is not from New York State, and in fact, doesn't even ski there very often. He is also obsessive-compulsive about Voile Charger BC's.
Telemark Dave
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Telemark Dave
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Snowballs wrote
Yea, How's about you hinterlandians tossin a Yeti on the barbi for a sacrifice ? We're all out here. All we got left is a crappy PA that nobody wants.
Prolly best not to sacrifice PA...
The fire would smell like B.S.
"there is great chaos under heaven, and the situation is excellent" Disclaimer: Telemark Dave is a Hinterlandian. He is not from New York State, and in fact, doesn't even ski there very often. He is also obsessive-compulsive about Voile Charger BC's.
freeheeln
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freeheeln
Telemark Dave wrote
Snowballs wrote
Yea, How's about you hinterlandians tossin a Yeti on the barbi for a sacrifice ? We're all out here. All we got left is a crappy PA that nobody wants.
Prolly best not to sacrifice PA...
The fire would smell like B.S.
Tele turns are optional not mandatory.
PeeTex
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PeeTex
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Telemark Dave wrote
Prolly best not to sacrifice PA...
The fire would smell like B.S.
Indeed - Ullr would want a fresh Pu$$y not an asshole.
Don't ski the trees, ski the spaces between the trees.
Telemark Dave
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Telemark Dave
PeeTex wrote
Telemark Dave wrote
Prolly best not to sacrifice PA...
The fire would smell like B.S.
Indeed - Ullr would want a fresh Pu$$y not an asshole.
 
Ahhhh !  Yes that makes sense.  After all, his occasional lady friend Skadi got around.  
It doesn't snow when Ullr isn't getting any.....
"there is great chaos under heaven, and the situation is excellent" Disclaimer: Telemark Dave is a Hinterlandian. He is not from New York State, and in fact, doesn't even ski there very often. He is also obsessive-compulsive about Voile Charger BC's.