Crazy News Stories

I guess there are good stories from all over the globe and not just from Florida.

This one caught my eye today, it's like real life X-files stuff.

http://nypost.com/2016/10/17/ufo-expert-found-dead-vomiting-black-liquid/

I have one to contribute

https://www.google.com/amp/www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/17/man-high-on-lsd-saves-dog-from-imaginary-house-fire--police/amp/?client=safari

HAHA! Yes! That's a good one, I shared that on facebook the other day too. :)

Half headed man charged with arson.

It looks like this dude has no frontal cortex, that's scary.

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/half-headed-man-arrested-again-for-attempted-murder-arson-8858814

And big surprise, it's in Florida.

hahahahahhahahahahha  this is awesome! hahahahhahahahahhahaha!  

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/25/man-dressed-as-tree-arrested-by-police-for-blocking-traffic/

WTF!?

That seems like a good way to get yourself run over! People are strange. :D

Snakes on a Plane.

http://people.com/pets/watch-snake-drops-into-airplane-cabin-mid-flight-didnt-bring-proper-identification/?xid=socialflow_facebook_peoplemag

Camp be careful out there!
 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/man-kills-elk-elk-impales-man_us_58210f42e4b0aac624869212">

Hopefully that becomes an issue for me!

Man with no hands or legs is armed and dangerous and yes, this one is in Florida.

http://gawker.com/man-with-no-legs-and-no-hands-sought-in-double-murder-1655292448

Oh Florida.....

http://m.ranker.com/list/funny-florida-mugshots/nathandavidson?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=post&utm_campaign=funny-florida-mugshots&asid=6057950455474

Film bombing wildlife cameras.

http://motherboard.vice.com/read/kansas-couple-spent-three-nights-dressed-as-gorillas-for-police-wildlife-camera?utm_source=mbfb

Somehow this one slipped by me.

This thread really proves how boring my life is

Let's not confuse excitement with complete dysfunction!

"Boring" is just fine by me! I don't want my 15 minutes to be one of these news stories

Arctic Crocodile.

https://weather.com/science/nature/video/scary-ice-monster-spotted-in-alaska?pl=pl-marketing-videos?cm_ven=Yahoo_Crocodile_11022016_1

This isn't weird or crazy like that other stuff, this is seriously bad ass.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/12/feathered-dinosaur-tail-amber-theropod-myanmar-burma-cretaceous/

Assault? This sounds like an ordinary Snowbowl Ski Patrol rookie party to me.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/570073/Girl-gang-sex-attack-on-footballer-jail-time-bizarre-sex-assault-footballer-star

These are the stories that make headlines in our little town... simplicity at it's finest... much more enjoyable than the national news.

I wonder if they took them into custody to ask them a few questions. :D