Crazy News Stories

campgottagopee wrote

http://cnycentral.com/news/local/judge-rules-30-year-old-camillus-man-must-move-out-of-parents-home

Ptex's parents tried to kick him out but he locked the basement.

billyymc wrote

campgottagopee wrote

http://cnycentral.com/news/local/judge-rules-30-year-old-camillus-man-must-move-out-of-parents-home

Ptex's parents tried to kick him out but he locked the basement.

Resulting to childish trolls, sorry - no bite

Just when you think you've seen it all

http://cnycentral.com/news/offbeat/school-district-mulling-homework-ban-proposal-from-students

I guess I put this in the wrong place:
https://wnep.com/2018/07/02/pair-high-on-bath-salts-fire-shots-at-fireflies-mistaken-for-alien-lasers-in-clinton-county/amp/

Stay classy Clinton County!

https://www.mediamatters.org/video/2018/08/24/infowars-host-hurricane-threatening-hawaii-has-been-split-two-energy-beam-shot-antarctica-possibly/221094

Holy crap, an airplane crew forgot to pressurize the cabin. The first clue should have been that the airline is called “jet airways”, I guess to distinguish from the all the non-jet airlines...

https://gizmodo.com/airline-passengers-bleed-from-ears-and-nose-after-crew-1829220218

Baby found crawling across a road by itself...

https://patch.com/new-jersey/lakewood-nj/baby-crawled-across-lakewood-road-internet-irate

Just another Whiteface skier

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/woman-tells-new-jersey-police-she-doesnt-know-who-she-is-has-been-walking-for-a-year/ar-BBNX0fw?li=BBnb7Kz

campgottagopee wrote

Just another Whiteface skier

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/woman-tells-new-jersey-police-she-doesnt-know-who-she-is-has-been-walking-for-a-year/ar-BBNX0fw?li=BBnb7Kz

This was close enough to me that it popped up on the area FB school and parents groups before it went wide. The comments on it were pretty funny

What. The. F?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/sacramento.cbslocal.com/2018/08/21/beastiality-animals-sex-pennsylvania/amp/

The 2nd paragraph and the correction....
http://www.adirondackdailyenterprise.com/news/local-news/2019/03/police-more-than-a-pound-of-crack-cocaine-found-on-saranac-lake-man/

D.B. Cooper wrote

The 2nd paragraph and the correction....
http://www.adirondackdailyenterprise.com/news/local-news/2019/03/police-more-than-a-pound-of-crack-cocaine-found-on-saranac-lake-man/

Ha! I don’t know much about crack (or hiding stuff in your anus) but 18 ounces seems like it would be a lot.

What’s crazy about this news story is that whomever put it on the wire, presumably someone responsible for reporting news, is clueless!  Link says more than a pound found on (well, more specifically in) a Saranac Lake man.  Ummm, it was 18 grams, not 18 ounces.

FYI, there’s like 453 grams in a pound....

If you ask me, this shouldn’t be a crime unless the horse was drunk too
https://nypost.com/2019/03/19/california-man-arrested-for-riding-horse-while-drunk/

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/25/business/facebook-google-wire-fraud.html

I wonder if Chevy Chase was driving.

Family brought corpse across New York-Canada border

 The last statement is classic!!  I think it should say Holiday for Pot Smokers.

Great post coming from a guy with a profile pic of Otto-man.

D.B. Cooper wrote

Great post coming from a guy with a profile pic of Otto-man.