Coach I feel that this should have it's own thread. Note that the asterisk(*) covers you, as I believe you are saying this will happen only if a republican is elected.
Also feel free to start a Democratic Debate thread if you like.
I too would like to get in on the action. But I prefer Praxis skis.
If you feel the risk it too high, I would reduce the stakes to lunch at the J Lohr or midstation cafe. They have a killer salad with cranberries and nuts.
"You just need to go at that shit wide open, hang on, and own it." —Camp