Inventions Thread

LMK if you want me to move those other two inventions over here.

Go for it. Lol

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present  to you, the Assblaster 3000!

Due to budget constraints...

Working on the patents for my new "social distancing stick". Move over selfy stick!

I’ve got a great idea for a coffee filter face mask but I don’t have any long rubber bands in the house. Could you prototype that for me Johnny? We can split the proceeds.

Here at J.O.T.S. Engineering, our current technology only allows us to use the eyeglass method of attachment. We're working on it though.
- JOTS Engineering, bringing retarded shit to life

Dude you are making us smile over here. Thanks!

OMG

That won the internet for today

Johnnyonthespot wrote

Here at J.O.T.S. Engineering, our current technology only allows us to use the eyeglass method of attachment. We're working on it though.
- JOTS Engineering, bringing retarded shit to life

Nice wirk

Johnnyonthespot wrote

Here at J.O.T.S. Engineering, our current technology only allows us to use the eyeglass method of attachment. We're working on it though.
- JOTS Engineering, bringing retarded shit to life

The guys another Edison

PeeTex wrote

Johnnyonthespot wrote

Here at J.O.T.S. Engineering, our current technology only allows us to use the eyeglass method of attachment. We're working on it though.
- JOTS Engineering, bringing retarded shit to life

The guys another Edison

Careful MC doesn't make a citizen's arrest on you for no apostrophe. You know, with all this "Marshall" law going on around here.

Johnnyonthespot wrote

Careful MC doesn't make a citizen's arrest on you for no apostrophe. You know, with all this "Marshall" law going on around here.

You mean Marshall Codex -  pronounced Marshall Kotex

LOL