Where is PeeTex?

Whoever comes up with the most creative story about the whereabouts of Comrade PeeTex wins a prize!

You can submit as many stories as you want!

He's on his way back from the rally in Arizona.

good one!  He's fully engaged in violent response to bleeding heart liberals!

I think he's been facebook stalking MC and is about to open a great big can of whoop ass on him!

Lets see, whitehouse being remodeled, peetex not around since the start of remodel - PeeTex is remodeling the Whitehouse!  

I think he's working with highly skilled artists on a likeness of MC

Nope Our Boy PEE  as an agent of the DEEP STATE coterie ( a counterinsurgent cover for Breitbart ) is in deep cover after bugging the HVAC distribution system in the Inner recesses of Mueller' lair trying to scope out andlisten in  on what inhell in going on for the Orange one.


Rumor has it , His first report back to the generallisimos in the WH went nuclear and there was a covert action taken .

Like Lucca Brazzi (of godfather fame) he now metaphorically 😆  sleeps with the fishes 😎😈

He sent me the first draft.

LARRY!!!

tjf1967 wrote

He sent me the first draft.

Looks more like a PeeTex self portrait to me, probably tried to do it from looking in a mirror.

I am only kidding but I laughed at it.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahagahahahahagahahsh!

He's recovering from a full body sun burn after his vacation to Nude Beach Naughty Island...

Boss the plane , the plane!!  TO HELL WITH THE PLANE! Get me some aloe vera!!

Bump?

No kidding??

F U @ PeeTex ???

Play nice kids. Everyone gets a voice,.. until our leader Harvey says so. Hope he doesn't have the bat flu. Lather rinse repeat.