Holy crap snowballs is back from the dead while I just lurk and post occasionally
Here is a couple names to consider
"Aaron's Folly" since this will never be open much
"Stone Grind" since it will not have enough snow
"Stump Jumper" ditto
Or in honor of snowballs return "paid parking"
. Welcome back to snowballs
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