The amazing stupidly of city tourists to the ADKs

HAHA! Yup, when I read 3 beers by four I was thinking......that's it? My buddy and I each crushed three beers in the first 4 miles of our bike ride yesterday around 2! :)

These Mexican Loggers from the Ska Brewing Co. are ridiculously good.

EXACTLY!!! People don't understand that to drink all day you have to start in the morning

I don't know how many beers exactly they had.  I came in had one beer and talked to these guys.  They left.  The bartenders said they had been there hours and had agreed a hike of Cascade for them was a bad idea.  The locals at the bar all laughed about it.  Don't be "that guy" that the dec has to rescue was the other guy who is a hikers comment.

Going for a hike drunk late in the afternoon with no gear.   This was craft beer not low test stuff that Campy drinks.  They were drinking 7% IPA.

What could possibly go wrong?

Coach Z wrote

What could possibly go wrong?

I heard that they ended up shifting their portfolios into index funds.

Harvey wrote

Coach Z wrote

What could possibly go wrong?

I heard that they ended up shifting their portfolios into index funds.

Lol.

Coach in this thread: These people are getting in over their head, these individuals should listen to groups of people who know what they are talking about!

Coach in other thread: Index funds and group market dynamics are stupid. Individuals should invest in specific stocks, based on what I read by paying some guy $300 a year for information.

Coach Z wrote

  This was craft beer not low test stuff that Campy drinks.  
 

Funny how you think that.

Coach Z wrote

 They were drinking 7% IPA.
 

OMG, a man's beer!!!

LMFAO

Harvey wrote

Coach Z wrote

What could possibly go wrong?

I heard that they ended up shifting their portfolios into index funds.

I laughed

Coach Z wrote

I don't know how many beers exactly they had.

But yesterday you said they had 3 beers by 4pm --- were you drinking and forgot that part?

Harvey wrote

Coach Z wrote

What could possibly go wrong?

I heard that they ended up shifting their portfolios into index funds.

hahhahahahhahahahahahahhahaha BA ZING GA!

Coach BA ZING GA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First no beer on the golf course now this!?!

I'm offended and think this warrants a time out!

I'm cool with drinking on the golf course just let the fast sober golfers play thru.  I am wicked fast.  I played Sunday in 2:37 walking for 18 holes on a very hilly course in close to 90 degree heat.

I'm not a tea totter by any means I always hit the 19th hole after my round.  Need to rehydrate. I seldom drink more than one or max two if it's low test and drive home.  I have a teen ager to be a role model to.  Sorry if I'm killing your buzz.

Maybe drinking and hiking up a mt is a thing.  I'm sorry if I didn't get that.  I figured all you hiker dudes for health nuts.  Who knew?

This is what happens when you drink and ride.

Remember: Rubber side down kids!    

raisingarizona wrote

campgottagopee wrote

 Holy jumping to conclusions -- YIKES  

Haven't you heard ? This is so pandemic in society today that they made " Jumping to conclusions " and " Rush to judgement ! " Olympic events.

Blame it on Rio.

Leaving for Cascade at 5 PM after drinking 3 pints.  No sort of preparation.  I don't care how short it is.  Not too smart.  Worst thing is, if they do that and they're successful on Cascade they'll try something dumber on, I dunno, Haystack or Allen.

Harvey wrote

Coach Z wrote

What could possibly go wrong?

I heard that they ended up shifting their portfolios into index funds.

Oh so ! Dad, findwee make successful funny. Very good, Number 1.... and ownwee took 10 year.
 

So do you think these were the two guys who went into the bar and asked the bar tender if they knew how they could find a ski instructor, the bar tender said - don't worry, they will let you know who they are...

Peter Minde wrote

Leaving for Cascade at 5 PM after drinking 3 pints.  No sort of preparation.  I don't care how short it is.  Not too smart.  Worst thing is, if they do that and they're successful on Cascade they'll try something dumber on, I dunno, Haystack or Allen.

C'mon, now they're a bunch of drunks who couldn't even stand up? It's only walking on a dirt path up a hill that little 8 yr old kids in flip flops do. You could probably get into just as much trouble taking your kids to a corn maze

Two clueless hiking Jongs and a ski instructer walk into a bar......