While skiing, Ever bust someone's teeth out?

I want to know. Someone cuts you off in a lift line....ever knock them out? Some teenage punks disrespect you by catcalling you from the chairlift and then you wait for them to ski down and kick the shit out of them? Tell me your ski rage stories.

Please

Very festive post for the Christmas season

Harv please move this to off topic section

Stick a fork in it.  This one is done.

PowderAssassin wrote

I want to know. Someone cuts you off in a lift line....ever knock them out? Some teenage punks disrespect you by catcalling you from the chairlift and then you wait for them to ski down and kick the shit out of them? Tell me your ski rage stories.

First off, I try my best to avoid places that have lift lines.  When they catcall from the chairlift I let my skiing do the talking.  It motivates me to tear it up even more so they know who owns the mountain.

I'm 6'9" 265#, 6'10" in snowboard boots. Can't think of the last time anyone stepped to me.

skunkape wrote

I'm 6'9" 265#, 6'10" in snowboard boots. Can't think of the last time anyone stepped to me.

Ha. I'm 7 foot 2 and 285 of lean muscle on the internet.

Benny Profane wrote

Ha. I'm 7 foot 2 and 285 of lean muscle on the internet.

hahaha



PowAss, the fact that it sounds like you're fantasizing about beating up teenagers says a lot about ya...

louie.mirags wrote

Benny Profane wrote

Ha. I'm 7 foot 2 and 285 of lean muscle on the internet.

hahaha



PowAss, the fact that it sounds like you're fantasizing about beating up teenagers says a lot about ya...

I'm imagining he's the teenager who got his teeth busted out.  Might explain why he hasn't been out skiing this year.

PowderAssassin wrote

I want to know. Someone cuts you off in a lift line....ever knock them out? Some teenage punks disrespect you by catcalling you from the chairlift and then you wait for them to ski down and kick the shit out of them? Tell me your ski rage stories.

This is a bad joke, right?

Seriously, the creativity here is weak. Go back and try again.

Would have a tough time skiing in Europe.

This can't be real.

I am in church with angels.  I prayed to god asking him to smite powass.

In his mercy he recommended that I limit his post count instead.

Peace be with you.

Coach Z wrote

Please

Very festive post for the Christmas season

Harv please move this to off topic section

I have to say I agree with Coach on this.

Bwahahahaha...that's hilarious.  Can you limit it to zero

BigK75 wrote

Bwahahahaha...that's hilarious.  Can you limit it to zero

We are a tolerant group so maybe 1 per day in the spirit of the Holidays

Think my friend and I ran into you and your son on the Tomahawk lift one time, can verify this.

This topic is horrible, who knocks out teeth anymore? I personally like to kick out peoples knees

snoloco wrote

Coach Z wrote

Please

Very festive post for the Christmas season

Harv please move this to off topic section

I have to say I agree with Coach on this.

You do realize this whole thread is a joke right? lol And I was curious if any internet tough guys on here would actually try to tell stories. lol

My mom skied over my skis, ONCE!

This thread could be legit with a title that wasn't designed to be so inflammatory/trollish:

"What makes you mad while skiing?" or something.

Never got mad at anything earning my turns or nordic.

Two incidents at Gore made me cranky.

Once a patroller accused me of ducking a rope, when I hadn't.  He saw me out of the corner of his eye and I guess made a visual assumption that I had cut between The Glen and Headwaters right by the Straightbrook lift.  Not that I've never ducked a rope, but I didn't this time. He tried to confiscate my seasons pass and I wouldn't give it up.  He told me he "didn't trust telemarkers."  It wasn't my finest hour.

Another time I was skiing down Wild Air on a brand new pair of skis. The binding actually separated from the ski. I crashed (sort of on purpose) and then walked down 500 vert feet to find the ski.  Never found it but Tbatt posted in the forum that he'd found a ski a turned it in to lost and found. I went the next day and they had thrown it away, in violation of a written policy that says they will keep any item for 14 days.  Because I didn't have the ski to return to Inside Edge I was out $550.

In neither example did I come close to causing physical violence.

In 15 years of skiing Gore, that's about it. Pretty good record really. Never been pissed about anything at Plattekill, Hickory, Mad River or other places I've skied.

Harvey wrote

Once a patroller accused me of ducking a rope, when I hadn't.  He saw me out of the corner of his eye and I guess made a visual assumption that I had cut between The Glen and Headwaters right by the Straightbrook lift.  Not that I've never ducked a rope, but I didn't this time. He tried to confiscate my seasons pass and I wouldn't give it up.  He told me he "didn't trust telemarkers."  It wasn't my finest hour.

What a complete joke. They can actually take your SEASON pass for ducking a rope? I do that shit all the time. If you duck a rope and get hurt, you can't sue(and win) anyway since it was clearly roped off. AT YOUR OWN RISK. Most of the time around here I don't duck ropes because ropes are here down south because snow cover is so light and I don't want to ruin my skis nor like the sensation of hitting rocks on every turn. But after a big early season dump then it's on!