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I think you are missing the point Skiless.

No I got it. Holding the IPhone is even less effective than duct tape on the forehead. Maybe one of those Richard Simmons headbands would work

First not that it matters but, it's not an IPhone.  Second showing you who gets some.  While others talk and Skiless.  Bet you weekend warriors can't wait.  Butt hurt from your cubicle all week?

Glade Runner wrote

showing you who gets some

Maybe you should try duct taping your IPhone to your head while you watch TV.

We already established that doesn't work well

skimore wrote

No I got it. Holding the IPhone is even less effective than duct tape on the forehead. Maybe one of those Richard Simmons headbands would work

Really?

Yes, less effective doesn't equal well

Glade Runner wrote

skimore wrote

No I got it. Holding the IPhone is even less effective than duct tape on the forehead. Maybe one of those Richard Simmons headbands would work

Really?

Yes, more effective doesn't equal well. The headband may do the trick though

Then how do you figure a headband will work any better?  That's literally the same as duct taping it to your forehead.  You must not be able to think these things out.

Those things are super versatile and should be in everyone's ski kit . Besides being the cats meow for your forehead Iphone cam, just lay one down, put your skis on top, pick up like a handle and wallah instant ski tote. Then when you get to the ski rack they act as a lock. You just wrap it around your skis and the rack. No one will mess with your shit when they see you have a genuine RS headband

Duct tape is more of something I would keep in my ski kit than a fruity headband.

Glade Runner wrote

  One of the advantages of no poles.

there are no advantages to skiing without poles

freeheeln wrote

Glade Runner wrote

  One of the advantages of no poles.

there are no advantages to skiing without poles

One of them is you don't look like a douche nozzle.

Glade Runner wrote

freeheeln wrote

Glade Runner wrote

  One of the advantages of no poles.

there are no advantages to skiing without poles

One of them is you don't look like a douche nozzle.

just look like a snow blader

Except 185 cm skis don't look like snow blades.

no poles = no respect

freeheeln wrote

no poles = no respect

Very classy of you to not respect the adaptive skiers.

Glade Runner wrote

 Too many assholes starting arguments over stuff I didn't say.

GladeGaper!

ScottyJack wrote

GladeGaper!

Is that the best you got?