JUNIOR PROM ADVICE FOR JUNIOR?

It’s Friday. The kid is a little clueless some times but he’s sure he doesn’t want my advice. What wisdom do you guys have for him?

This could get good -- LOL

Always be a gentleman

Know that shit rolls down hill

Never eat the last bite of your sandwich

Make sure your date is a good kisser?

Having sex may seem like a good idea now, but there will be crying.

On second thought, I like Camp's advice, go with that.

Don’t get caught with a tampon flask?  One, alcohol is a bad move at prom, and two, he’s a guy.

 Forget the prom and women , bowl with friends Friday night , lap the park  on Saturday

Gunny J wrote

Forget the prom and women , bowl with friends Friday night , lap the park  on Saturday

That would be my position but a certain person takes this shit very seriously. Plus, the whole class seems to have fully bought in on this thing. The only friend that isn’t gonna be there will be in Florida.

Harvey, WTF bro?

JTG I never heard of a Tampon flask before. Could you provide a pic so I know what to look for?

Camps advice will be shared

When in doubt, just send it!

Johnnyonthespot wrote

When in doubt, just send it!

That is advice he’ll appreciate

JTG4eva! wrote

Insidious! I guess I need to get an email address for his date’s parents and pass that along right?

It occurs to me now that I haven’t seen the kid dance since his cousin got married when he was about 7 or 8. I wonder if he can dance

Yeah, but before you do find a link to a hair clip that can double as a roach clip, so they can get everything they need.

Does he have a date?  Does he like her?

If so....
- treat her like she's the only one in the room
- have some self-respect (esp. if she isn't into you as much)
- start understanding that, as you get older, that the repercussions are not necessarily proportional with your actions.  The planet is full of examples.

don't discuss prom plans with your dad or his weird internet friends...

gorgonzola wrote

don't discuss prom plans with your dad or his weird internet friends...

I think somebody already told him that one

D.B. Cooper wrote

Does he have a date?  Does he like her?

If so....
- treat her like she's the only one in the room
- have some self-respect (esp. if she isn't into you as much)
- start understanding that, as you get older, that the repercussions are not necessarily proportional with your actions.  The planet is full of examples.

Has a date but they’re not dating. Most of his crew are just pairing up with girls they’re friends with. It’s all super chill if we believe the reports

gorgonzola wrote

don't discuss prom plans with your dad or his weird internet friends...

Have him watch Dirty Dancing and Road House back to back

Patrick Swayze has made me the man I am today

JTG4eva! wrote

Yeah, but before you do find a link to a hair clip that can double as a roach clip, so they can get everything they need.

Roach clip? Dude.....these kids vape and dab.  They don’t roll joints.

No means NO
from the father of 2 daughters