Coronavirus

campgottagopee wrote

Well, I'm 53 and my wife is 40    

1. Are you bragging that when you were drinking in bars, she was 8?
2. Are you planning on knocking her up?

Didn't know people did but it seems logical.

tjf1967 wrote

Brite spot.   We are probably going to have a mini baby boom in the next year or so...we need people to pay for us when we are old

Really?
My wife has me in the guest room and too damn concerned about not catching this scourge..This ain't no black out..

Lol you poor bastard

MC2 5678F589 wrote

campgottagopee wrote

Well, I'm 53 and my wife is 40    

1. Are you bragging that when you were drinking in bars, she was 8?
2. Are you planning on knocking her up?

She might have been 5..Remember drinking use to be 18..

What a pain the ass this pandemic is

Lunchtime. Wife turns 50 in July.

I'm not buying the baby boom thing either. That's some bigtime discretionary spending.

MC2 5678F589 wrote

campgottagopee wrote

Well, I'm 53 and my wife is 40    

1. Are you bragging that when you were drinking in bars, she was 8?
2. Are you planning on knocking her up?

1. Not bragging. Don't act is if it's my fault that chicks dig me.

2. Not a chance! We're both way too selfish to share our fun with some little snot nosed kid!

Harvey wrote

Lunchtime. Wife turns 50 in July.
 

Rt on Harv

All I know is that when I am feeling ill, there's nothing like a hot roll in bed with honey to make you feel better...

tjf1967 wrote

I was a fan but think he is grandstanding a bit now

This made me chuckle.

I'm the opposite. I feel like the gov is a grandstander most of the time, but today he wasn't.  He went up a bit in my estimation today.

Harvey wrote

I'm the opposite. I feel like the gov is a grandstander most of the time, but today he wasn't.  He went up a bit in my estimation today.

His interviews today gave me hope that unity might actually be possible. I’m with you on this. California and NY have both come a long way because of this.

Meanwhile in Johnny's world...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=0UKXoJIDIPc

This doctor is amazing

F#%k-all if I’m not throwing out more empties this week than ever before.

I guess that’s a good thing?  Liquor stores are “essential”, after all....

I stocked up on Rum last week.  I may need to do back for some more bourbon/rye.  Apparently, my brother bought the last bottle of Everclear, maybe in the state?  Too bad for me/you......and he may just use it as hand sanitizer (because he couldn’t buy that s#%t).

FUBAR

Ummm......and does anyone else’s internet/WiFi suck?  Maybe it’s just Optim...er, Altice/Microsoft/Amazon?  I think I read that it’s the First Horseman?  The WiFi, then 5G.  Anarchy next?  

Emma (2020) has been cut off like sixteen times because of a bad connection!  I’d say thank Gawd, but now we’ve got to rewind to where my wife fell asleep!

I’m a f#%king great husband.  Just sayin’......

JTG4eva! wrote

Ummm......and does anyone else’s internet/WiFi suck?  Maybe it’s just Optim...er, Altice/Microsoft/Amazon?  I think I read that it’s the First Horseman?  The WiFi, then 5G.  Anarchy next?  

Emma (2020) has been cut off like sixteen times because of a bad connection!  I’d say thank Gawd, but now we’ve got to rewind to where my wife fell asleep!

I’m a f#%king great husband.  Just sayin’......

My internet (Fios) has been holding up good so far. I actually went to see Little Women in the theaters so... I feel your pain I guess.

Respirators are like bombs were in world war II. That made you feel better about him?

Meanwhile, here is a new article from the guy in the Medium.  I like his articles because of the charts.