"Don't you want one of those avalanche things for your birthday?"
- my wife for 5 years now
"Yeah but the slides aren't open yet. I'll get one myself. There's no reason to remind me every year"
- me every year
We all know this is overkill to minimize problems. I agree with the policy. I actually don't want to buy one online. I want to go in person to learn about it.
P.s.
Did Gold status used to mean shovel and probe only?
I don't rip, I bomb.